In the meantime, Levi had spotted a "Levi-Sized" cup and started gulping it down. Except that cup was a ramekin, instead of water he was chugging honey mustard, and instead of swallowing it all, 75% of it ended up down the front of his shirt, jeans, and on the floor. By the time we finished having the five second conversation about waffle fries with the waitress the damage was already done.
It was the most hilarious thing this kid has achieved yet. I was laughed till I cried. And to make the already hectic evening even better, drinks were spilled, new clothes were spit up on, and there was a major diaper explosion. If you're keeping track, Levi went through three outfits during dinner.
I love this kid for the glorious mess that he is!